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27 September 2012 @ 06:25 pm
Fic - Save All Your Kisses For Me (Rizzoli & Isles)  

Title: Save All Your Kisses For Me

Author: cj2017               

Fandom: Rizzoli & Isles

Rating: R

Category: Tag to 3X10. Not to be taken entirely seriously. R/I.

Word Count: About 1,800

Notes: To be honest, that final scene of the mid season finale made me gawk at its sheer badness, so I thought I’d put my own spin on a continuation. I’m pretty damn sure the show won’t go here. More’s the pity. This fic also conveniently forgets that Maura has just been on a date with a fella.

Thanks and love to feroxargentea for being an incredibly patient beta. Much gratitude also to laurel_hardy for giving it the American once-over, and reminding me of a few salient character points. Any remaining mistakes are mine.

Disclaimer: Don’t own a thing. Please don’t sue me.


Save All Your Kisses For Me


               Jane cradled the tiny baby in her arms. As she gazed down at him, he gave a contented sigh and his perfect little fingers curled around one of hers.

               It took her about three seconds to come to her senses.

“What the fuck?” she muttered.

Maura set down her mug of coffee and started to stand. Jane practically dropped the bundle into her hands and then pelted out the front door, her mother’s shriek of “Jane, language!” following her down the hallway. Lydia couldn’t have gotten far; she had dumped the baby, rung the bell, and then fled. Having only just given birth, she probably wasn’t up for a full-on sprint. Jane, on the other hand, most certainly was.

               One thing she had noticed since moving into her new apartment was the speed of the elevator, or rather, its complete lack of speed. Taking the stairs was always faster. Lydia had yet to figure this out and—given that the door to the stairwell was still closing as Jane reached it—had obviously waited quite a while for the elevator before finally giving up on it.

               Rapid footsteps echoed through the stairwell; not only was Lydia still intent on making good her escape, she was apparently attempting to do so in heels.

               “Hey!” Jane yelled, close enough to smell baby lotion and something sickly-sweet that might have been formula. “Lydia, stop!”

               “You’ve got to keep him,” Lydia shouted back, but her footsteps slowed and the words were punctuated by gasps. “I can’t look after him.”

               Jane caught up with her on the next level. “I’m pretty sure it doesn’t work like that,” she said.

               “It doesn’t?” Bent double, propping her hands on her knees as she recovered from the exertion, Lydia only just managed to lift her head to look at Jane. She seemed genuinely shocked that she couldn’t leave her baby on the doorstep of people who were little more than strangers and expect them to raise him as kin. “But you’re family.”

               “Honey,” Jane sat on the stairs and motioned for Lydia to do likewise, “I don’t know if he’s my nephew or my half-brother, I don’t want a kid, and I think Child Protection might have something to say about this whole mess.”

               Lydia’s eyes filled with tears. “I hoped you’d give him a better life.”

               “I’m a cop.” Jane sighed. “I work long hours, shifts. It’s dangerous, unpredictable, often depressing, and did I mention the fact that I don’t want a kid?”

               “Yeah, you said that already.” Lydia sniffed. “Can I have him back?”

               “You gonna go leave him with Tommy?”

               “No, God. No.” The horror in her tone was some comfort to Jane.

               “My Pa off the hook as well?”

               “Yeah, I guess so.”

               They stood in unison and walked back up the stairs. Jane paused at the door to her floor. “You pick a name for him yet?”

               Lydia’s face brightened and she nodded enthusiastically. “I thought I would combine Tommy with Frank.”

               “You called him Tonk?”

               “No.” She frowned as if the suggestion were preposterous. “Franky.”

               “Think about that for a second, Lydia.” Jane watched her brow furrow even deeper with concentration. “Think real hard.”

               “But I don’t see...Oh, yeah. That’s funny, cos he’s the only one who can’t be the father.” She laughed, a high little tinkle that set Jane’s teeth on edge. “Maybe I’ll change it. It was just an idea.”

               “That would probably be for the best.”

               Somewhat predictably, it was Angela who was walking the living room in circles, cooing and rocking the baby, when Jane pushed open her front door. Maura looked up from her seat on the sofa, her expression relaxing as she saw Lydia.

               “You found her,” she said, walking over to stand by Jane. Angela joined them, presenting a united front. “I googled the number for Child Protection just in case.”

               Lydia’s face paled. “Did you call them?”

               “No.” Maura turned to Jane. “Should I?”

               “No,” Jane said. She took the baby from her mother and handed him back to Lydia, noting the obvious affection with which she cuddled him. “How did you get here?”

               “I called a cab. I can call another...” Lydia trailed off as Jane shook her head.

               “C’mon. I’ll give you both a ride home.”


               “Mmm, don’t stop. That feels amazing.” Balancing her beer on her chest, Jane craned her neck up and smiled at Maura.

               “I’m only doing this because you did a good thing today.” Maura continued to play her hands across Jane’s feet, stroking and rubbing until Jane’s toes stretched out and kneaded the air with pleasure. Jane knew that feet really weren’t an erogenous zone for Maura, but that she had set her misgivings aside just this once.

               “You think giving little Tonk back to his reckless and flighty momma was a good thing?”

               Maura smoothed her finger across the underside of Jane’s little toe, making her squeak. “Time will tell. I’m grateful that I never had to go through the system officially, but still I think there’s a lot to be said for trying to keep a child with its family.”

               Jane closed her eyes, wishing she could take her glib comment back and then slap herself upside the head for being so damn insensitive. She set her beer on the floor, carefully extricated her foot from Maura’s grasp, and pushed herself up.

               “Maura, I wasn’t thinking.” She squeezed her hand and then interlaced their fingers. “I’m sorry.”

               Maura managed a smile, despite the tears in her eyes. “I was lucky. My adoptive family were kind and generous, and loving in their own way.”

               “Well, they made you into you.” Jane pressed her lips to Maura’s forehead. “So they can’t have been all bad.”

               “Flattery will get you everywhere, Jane Rizzoli.”

               “Yeah? Will it get me another foot rub?”

               “I’d say your odds are about even.”

               When Jane lay down again and held out her arms, Maura nestled into them, resting a hand just over Jane’s heart. For a long, peaceful moment, there was only the sound of their breathing, rhythmic and calm. It was Jane who eventually broke it.

               “Y’know, it’s something we’ve never spoken about,” she murmured.

               “Mm.” Maura sounded half asleep. “We never speak about a lot of things; defecatory processes, the wonders of mitosis, and a sport that I believe goes by the acronym NASCAR being just three examples.”

               “Is that your way of telling me to be more specific?”

               “Yes, it is.”

               “Okay then.” Jane hesitated, wondering if Maura could feel the increase in her heart rate. “Do you want children, Maura?”

               The sofa creaked as Maura looked up at her. “Honestly?”

               Jane nodded. “Think of the hives.”

               “I honestly don’t know.”


               “You sound disappointed.”

               “No.” After waiting for Maura to settle again, Jane ran her fingers through Maura’s hair. “I’m just so used to you having all the answers worked out and scientifically, y’know, substituted.”

               The warm breath from Maura’s laugh made Jane’s breast tingle. “I think that’s ‘substantiated’, sweetheart,” she said. “But I’m not sure the answer to that question can be proven in a lab. It has to come from here.” She used a finger to trace a rough approximation of Jane’s heart.

               “Is it more complicated now you’re with me?” The question dropped like a stone into the quiet, and Jane held her breath as she waited for an answer.  

               “Is that what you’re worried about?”

               Jane nodded, not trusting her voice enough to speak.

               “Same-sex couples have children all the time, Jane. What I haven’t yet figured out is whether motherhood is for me.”


               “So, what about you?”

               “What about me, what?” Jane’s eyes widened. “Oh, I don’t. I’m not...” For the first time, she actually imagined herself as a mom; holding her baby, nursing her, and doing mom-type things. She shivered as goosebumps rose across her arms. “I don’t think it’s for me, Maura.”

               “At all, or biologically?”


               Maura clarified her point. “Could you see yourself as a parent, not necessarily as the birth mother?”

               Now that seemed to work better: ball games, running in the park, cleaning up a skinned knee.

               “Well, the goosebumps have settled a little,” Jane said, somewhat embarrassed by the physicality of her own reaction.

               “It’s nothing to be ashamed of. Not everyone has an exigent need to bear a child.”

               “I don’t think I do.”

               “Which is good to know; it makes things far simpler.” There was no edge to Maura’s tone, no disappointment or disgust; it was just her being practical as ever. Jane had loved her for a long time, but moments like this made her feel like shouting it from the rooftops. She pushed herself lower until they lay face to face. The first caress of Maura’s lips against hers made her smile.

               “Y’know, any time you want to talk to me about mitosis, I’m all ears,” she said, and then shivered as Maura worked a hand beneath her shirt.

               “Maybe later?” Maura offered, her fingers lazily drawing circles on Jane’s abdomen as if waiting for her to consider the options.

               “Definitely later.”

               The fingers moved with more purpose, making Jane groan low in her throat. She heard Maura chuckle and then the slow, repetitive snap of her jeans being unfastened one button at a time.

               “I’ll tell you all about it,” Maura said, shifting downward. She pulled at Jane’s jeans, urging her to lift her hips. “Prophase...metaphase...anaphase,” she whispered the words across the skin she revealed as she slowly slid Jane’s panties down and off, “it’s really very interesting.”

               Jane nodded vigorously, willing to agree to listen to an entire treatise on the subject if Maura would just stop talking about it right now. Apparently taking pity on her, Maura paused only long enough to tell her what she was so desperate to hear.

               “I love you.” Maura’s mouth was so close that the words seemed heated against Jane’s slick flesh.

“I love you too,” Jane whispered. She fumbled for Maura’s hand, gripping hold of it tightly as Maura smiled and lowered her head.





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laurel_hardylaurel_hardy on September 27th, 2012 08:09 pm (UTC)
Is Maura saving telophase for the next time one of them is out of town and they're resorting to phone sex? I have to admit I'm a little concerned for the baby being left in Lydia's care. Seems like Lydia's heart is in the right place but she may have misplaced her brain.
cj2017cj2017 on September 27th, 2012 08:19 pm (UTC)
LOL. See, I liked telophase (and preprophase!) but the missus said the three in there are the three most recognisable ones so we went with them ;-) Definitely holding them back for the phone kink. I think they sound quite kinky...

As for Lydia. Hell, profoundly IQ-challenged people have kids all the time and manage somehow to bring them up. What would be more unlikely is the Rizzo-Isles' adopting the little tinker. Uh uh, that kid would be in care quicker than you could say "who's the damn daddy?" Gods but this is a stupid bloody show.
laurel_hardylaurel_hardy on September 27th, 2012 08:28 pm (UTC)
I'm counting on Janet Tamaro's notoriously short memory (which is the real reason this show has no continuity-cause remembering stuff is HARD) to make the baby just go away by the end of the return episode. Also, since JT likes to recycle the few ideas she's able to hold in her head, I expect a lack of Rizzoli DNA in Honky Tonk much like Frankie's NotDaughter from season 2. On the other hand, I'm terrified this will be the one thing JT holds on to so she can do a hack job of 'exploring' Maura's issues about her own origins.

Edited at 2012-09-27 08:29 pm (UTC)
cj2017: Rizzoli 3cj2017 on September 28th, 2012 08:54 am (UTC)
Who the hell knows which way that idiot will turn? I think I might be officially past caring (and looking at the tumble weeds blowing through the online fandom, so is everybody else!) But yeah, seeing as none of the synopses for upcoming episodes go along the lines of "Jane discovers that taking a baby to a crime scene isn't fun, when baby vomit contaminates blood splatter," I'm guessing the baby will be shunted out of the way by the end of ep1!

sunsetwritersunsetwriter on September 27th, 2012 10:18 pm (UTC)
I love the whole thing, but the first scene is exactly, EXACTLY like I would like to see it play out on the next episode in November. Not only did you come up with a very believable scenario for getting rid of the baby storyline, you nailed the characters - all of them. Voices, personalities, everything is spot on. Jane calling the baby Tonk is priceless - and so very Jane!
cj2017: Rizzlescj2017 on September 28th, 2012 08:58 am (UTC)
As ever, my thanks :-) Sadly, I don't think Tamaro will go down the route of Jane thinking "hey, why don't I just run after her? She can't have gotten far." Because that would be far too sensible. As for the rest of it...oh, wouldn't that be lovely?
The Revberkybee on September 28th, 2012 11:00 am (UTC)
Tonk! Love it!

yeah, I agree with Jane on the bio-mom thing. And I bet Maura would be a super hot pregnant woman.
cj2017cj2017 on September 28th, 2012 12:14 pm (UTC)
:-) I think I might have been channelling myself through Jane in this one.

Cheers for reading!
hettiegolightly on September 28th, 2012 11:59 am (UTC)
'Tonk', ffs - brilliant!

Love you for fixing Tamaro's latest amble into insanity; hate you for sticking that damned Brotherhood of Man song in my head for the rest of the day (yes, I'm a Brit, and yes, I'm old enough to remember it)
cj2017: Rizzoli1cj2017 on September 28th, 2012 12:17 pm (UTC)
You are most welcome on all counts (but particularly that last *g*) I did actually google "Songs with baby in the title" but we decided to go with the most insidious ear worm we could find and see whether anyone got it ;-) Unfortunately, the missus and I have fallen victim to our own scheme and have been singing the damn thing ever since.

If you would like to relive it in its true, 1970's glory - including some amazing dancing - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Szavq0lrFtg

But there are coordinated movements in matching jumpsuits. Don't say that I didn't warn you.
hettiegolightly on September 28th, 2012 12:23 pm (UTC)
Christ on a fucking crutch. Yeah, cheers for that... I'm off to start a late shift at work now with a mad compulsion to do the 'thumbs in belt' move on the tube...
cj2017cj2017 on September 28th, 2012 12:31 pm (UTC)
*snorts* Happy to be of service! I aim to please :-)
laurel_hardylaurel_hardy on September 28th, 2012 10:31 pm (UTC)
Oh Jesus Christ, you MONSTER. I did not watch long, because EVUL!, but yes I remember that…that… I had to bail about the time the head wagging started.
ferox: reasonably gayferoxargentea on September 29th, 2012 09:15 am (UTC)
1976, a cracking year all round. God bless Eurovision :-D
cj2017cj2017 on September 29th, 2012 07:01 pm (UTC)
*laughs* Gotcha.