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22 November 2009 @ 12:42 pm
For the 3.6 people who might get the gag, I present this year's Fandom Birthday cake. Which has raised the bloody bar so high, I fear for my own efforts come January. With thanks and love to [info]cats_pawsfor her sterling efforts. Only downside? She sang Happy Birthday, then punched me...


Cut to the cake... )
 
 
cj2017
20 October 2009 @ 11:20 am

Title: Brothers

Author: cj2017

Fandom: Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles

Characters: Sarah and Derek

Rating: PG-13 and that’s only for a tiny bit of naughty language

Word Count: 1,800

Notes: A tag to Know Your Exits. Where I took them, there was something Derek never got the chance to do…

Thanks to[info]cats_paws for not killing me (and for the beta!) and to[info]roxybisquaint for kind words and American spelling…

Disclaimer: Don’t own them. Wish I did. And I have shamelessly pinched a little bit of their dialogue.

 

 

Brothers )

 

 
 
cj2017
19 October 2009 @ 03:01 pm
In the month that a man was kicked to death in London for being gay and the Daily Mail posted a commentary on Stephen Gately's death that was so offensive it garnered thousands of complaints in a matter of hours, this put a huge smile on my face and made me proud to be a gay Mancunian.

Warning: naughty language and footage of grown men wearing shorts that may not be for the faint-hearted...

Fuck You! Manchester Pride does Lily Allen

And yes, that ugly-assed green uniform is what I have to wear for every shift ;-)
 
 
cj2017
25 September 2009 @ 02:10 pm

Title: Know Your Exits (7/7)

Rating: Hard R: violence, sex, huge amounts of bad language, discussion of adult themes, a pretty spectacular body count, casual slaughter of the innocent (including one minor series character), and scenes of a medical nature that might cause queasiness in those with a sensitive disposition.

Word Count: About 30,500 all told. This part 3,700

Disclaimer: Don’t own them. Wish I did. And I have shamelessly pinched some of their dialogue.

 

Know Your Exits (7/7) )

 

 

 
 
cj2017
23 September 2009 @ 08:45 pm

Title: Know Your Exits (6/7)

Rating: Hard R: violence, sex, huge amounts of bad language, discussion of adult themes, a pretty spectacular body count, casual slaughter of the innocent (including one minor series character), and scenes of a medical nature that might cause queasiness in those with a sensitive disposition.

Word Count: About 30,500 all told. This part 3,600

Disclaimer: Don’t own them. Wish I did. And I have shamelessly pinched some of their dialogue.

 

Know Your Exits (6/7) )

 

 
 
cj2017
21 September 2009 @ 02:57 pm

Title: Know Your Exits (5/7)

Rating: Hard R: violence, sex, huge amounts of bad language, discussion of adult themes, a pretty spectacular body count, casual slaughter of the innocent (including one minor series character), and scenes of a medical nature that might cause queasiness in those with a sensitive disposition.

Word Count: About 30,500 all told. This part 4,750

Disclaimer: Don’t own them. Wish I did. And I have shamelessly pinched some of their dialogue.

 

Know Your Exits (5/7) )

 


 
 
cj2017
19 September 2009 @ 02:31 pm

Title: Know Your Exits (4/7)

Rating: Hard R: violence, sex, huge amounts of bad language, discussion of adult themes, a pretty spectacular body count, casual slaughter of the innocent (including one minor series character), and scenes of a medical nature that might cause queasiness in those with a sensitive disposition.

Word Count: About 30,500 all told. This part 5,400

Disclaimer: Don’t own them. Wish I did. And I have shamelessly pinched some of their dialogue.

Things get a little dark for Sarah in this part…

 

Know Your Exits (4/7) )

 

 
 
cj2017
17 September 2009 @ 10:51 am

Title: Know Your Exits (3/7)

Rating: Hard R: violence, sex, huge amounts of bad language, discussion of adult themes, a pretty spectacular body count, casual slaughter of the innocent (including one minor series character), and scenes of a medical nature that might cause queasiness in those with a sensitive disposition.

Word Count: About 30,500 all told. This part 4,000

Disclaimer: Don’t own them. Wish I did. And I have shamelessly pinched some of their dialogue.

Thanks to all who are taking the time to review. On the advice of a kind reviewer on ff.net who suggested that Sarah might be insulted by the meager reward of $50,000, I’ve upped her asking price a little ;-)

 

Know Your Exits (3/7) )
 
 
cj2017
15 September 2009 @ 12:17 pm

Title: Know Your Exits (2/7)

Rating: Hard R: violence, sex, huge amounts of bad language, discussion of adult themes, a pretty spectacular body count, casual slaughter of the innocent (including one minor series character), and scenes of a medical nature that might cause queasiness in those with a sensitive disposition.

Word Count: About 30,500 all told. This part 5,400

Disclaimer: Don’t own them. Wish I did. And I have shamelessly pinched some of their dialogue.

 

 

Know Your Exits (2/7) )
 
 
cj2017
13 September 2009 @ 12:14 pm

Title: Know Your Exits

Author: Caroline ([info]cj2017)

Fandom: Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles

Characters: Mainly Sarah and Derek (and definitely Sarah/Derek) but pretty much a whole-team affair. Yes, I finally gave John and Cameron more than a cameo.

Rating: Hard R: violence, sex, huge amounts of bad language, discussion of adult themes, a pretty spectacular body count, casual slaughter of the innocent (including one minor series character), and scenes of a medical nature that might cause queasiness in those with a sensitive disposition.

Category: Action/adventure, hurt/comfort, bit of sex thrown in for good measure.

Word Count: About 30,500 all told. This part 3,700.

Notes: A sequel to Never a Good Day/Close to Normal, this continues to play away from show-canon although it will probably make a hell of a lot more sense if you have a decent working knowledge of Adam Raised a Cain and Born to Run. I’m still shocked that I seem to have written something that faintly resembles a plot… Speaking of shock, if you never ventured here: Close to Normal then the first three of pages of this one might surprise you…

Thanks, as ever, to[info]cats_paws who fixes all my fuck-ups, puts up with the crazy and didn’t even raise an eyebrow when I took the writing pad on holiday. A huge thanks to[info]roxybisquaint for the de-Britishis(z!)ation, awesome feedback, and for not running a bloody mile when I told her it was 30,000 words long.

Due to length, I’ve broken it up into 7 parts. Feedback is cherished.

Disclaimer: Don’t own them. Wish I did. And I have shamelessly pinched some of their dialogue.

 

 

Know Your Exits (1/7) )
 
 
cj2017
05 June 2009 @ 07:44 pm

Author: Caroline ([info]cj2017)

Fandom: Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles

Characters: Sarah/Derek.

Rating: NC17

Category: Smut/PWP.

Word Count: Approx 3300

Notes: Sort of a companion/follow on from Never a Good Day… although you could get away with not having read that, seeing as this is pretty much plot-free smut. Figured it was the least I could do for these two, seeing as I’ve been so very horrible to them lately <g> Besides which, I like a challenge…

Thanks, as ever, to[info]cats_paws for doing the beta-thang! And to [info]castellan_craft for cheer-leading…

Feedback is cherished (I’m quite nervous!)

Disclaimer: Don’t own them. Wish I did.

 

Close To Normal )
 
 
cj2017
26 May 2009 @ 08:07 pm

It’s been just over a week now since our very own Judgement Day brought forth our very own televisual apocalypse. The little show that defied the odds and fought on for as long as it possibly could finally succumbed to Fox’s still inexplicable whims (fucking Dollhouse, seriously?!). The tears are drying, the dust is settling, the Resistance plans are being drawn up, and the fic is being scribbled… We’re all still very pissed off at Fox, but I thought I’d look on the bright side and remember exactly why this show grabbed me, shook me about, threw me headfirst into a fandom and kept me deep in adoration until its untimely and deplorably handled demise… YMMV, so feel free to add…

 

Terminator: the Sarah Connor Chronicles: Reasons to be Grateful… )
 
 
cj2017
13 May 2009 @ 09:13 pm

Never a Good Day… 6/6

Rating: Hard PG-13: copious amounts of bad language, discussion of adult themes, violence and broken bones.

Word Count: This part 3,000.

Disclaimer: Don’t own them. Wish I did.

 

              

Never a Good Day... 6/6 )
 
 
cj2017
12 May 2009 @ 09:35 pm

Remember way back at the start, when I mentioned that this fic took a left turn and headed straight out of canon…?

 

Never a Good Day… 5/6

Rating: Hard PG-13: copious amounts of bad language, discussion of adult themes, violence and broken bones.

Word Count: This part 3,100.

Disclaimer: Don’t own them. Wish I did.

 

              

Never a Good Day... 5/6 )
 
 
cj2017
11 May 2009 @ 08:19 pm

Never a Good Day… 4/6

Rating: Hard PG-13: copious amounts of bad language, discussion of adult themes, violence and broken bones.

Word Count: This part 3,600.

Disclaimer: Don’t own them. Wish I did.

 

             

Never a Good Day... 4/6 )
 
 
cj2017
10 May 2009 @ 08:52 pm

Part 3 in which things get worse… before they get better…

 

Never a Good Day… 3/6

Rating: Hard PG-13: copious amounts of bad language, discussion of adult themes, violence and broken bones.

Word Count: This part 5,000.

Disclaimer: Don’t own them. Wish I did.

 

              

Never a Good Day... 3/6 )
 
 
cj2017
09 May 2009 @ 02:39 pm

Many thanks to everyone who took the time to comment on part 1. Part 2 as promised…

 

Never a Good Day… 2/6

Rating: Hard PG-13: copious amounts of bad language, discussion of adult themes, violence and broken bones.

Word Count: This part 3,000.

Disclaimer: Don’t own them. Wish I did.

 

Never a Good Day... 2/6 )
 
 
cj2017
08 May 2009 @ 03:13 pm

Title: Never a Good Day…

Author: Caroline ([info]cj2017 )

Fandom: Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles

Characters: Mainly Sarah & Derek. John and Cameron get a very brief cameo.

Rating: Hard PG-13: copious amounts of bad language, discussion of adult themes, violence and broken bones.

Category: Bit of action, bit of medical, lots of Sarah & Derek H/C. If you’ve read Under The Influence and Watching Not Sleeping you probably know what you’re letting yourself in for…

Word Count: About 21,000, all told. This part 3,700.

Notes: This started out as me mucking about with an empty writing pad on a nice sunny day. “I’m bored… oh I know, I’ll throw Sarah and Derek down an embankment…” The bloody thing then took on a life of its own, took a few diversions, got an almost-plot, headed straight out of canon and ended up being quite long. I never meant it that way, it just happened. If I were to place it within the episode order, it comes after Some Must Watch…, and before Ourselves Alone, and liberally abandons absolutely everything thereafter.

Thanks, a million thanks to Cat ([info]cats_paws), who’s lived with my Sarah Connor craziness for months now, beta-reads without complaint and holds my hand whilst posting. Huge thanks also to [info]roxybisquaint for wheedling out my Britisms and all my firearm-related snafus.

Due to length, I’ve split it into six parts (and tried to find some nice cliff-hangers!) Feedback is cherished.

Disclaimer: Don’t own them. Wish I did.

 

Never a Good Day... (1/6) )
 
 
cj2017
24 April 2009 @ 07:39 pm

[info]cats_paws steered me in the direction of this awesome vid that fits nicely into the whole TSCC/BSG similarities debate. Link is to the editor's ([info]charmax ) lj, the High Def version on Youtube is gorgeous.

http://charmax.livejournal.com/115942.html