( Cut to the cake... )
( Cut to the cake... )
Title: Brothers
Author: cj2017
Fandom: Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles
Characters: Sarah and Derek
Rating: PG-13 and that’s only for a tiny bit of naughty language
Word Count: 1,800
Notes: A tag to Know Your Exits. Where I took them, there was something Derek never got the chance to do…
Thanks to
cats_paws for not killing me (and for the beta!) and to
roxybisquaint for kind words and American spelling…
Disclaimer: Don’t own them. Wish I did. And I have shamelessly pinched a little bit of their dialogue.
( Brothers )
Warning: naughty language and footage of grown men wearing shorts that may not be for the faint-hearted...
Fuck You! Manchester Pride does Lily Allen
And yes, that ugly-assed green uniform is what I have to wear for every shift ;-)
Title: Know Your Exits (7/7)
Rating: Hard R: violence, sex, huge amounts of bad language, discussion of adult themes, a pretty spectacular body count, casual slaughter of the innocent (including one minor series character), and scenes of a medical nature that might cause queasiness in those with a sensitive disposition.
Word Count: About 30,500 all told. This part 3,700
Disclaimer: Don’t own them. Wish I did. And I have shamelessly pinched some of their dialogue.
( Know Your Exits (7/7) )
Title: Know Your Exits (6/7)
Rating: Hard R: violence, sex, huge amounts of bad language, discussion of adult themes, a pretty spectacular body count, casual slaughter of the innocent (including one minor series character), and scenes of a medical nature that might cause queasiness in those with a sensitive disposition.
Word Count: About 30,500 all told. This part 3,600
Disclaimer: Don’t own them. Wish I did. And I have shamelessly pinched some of their dialogue.
( Know Your Exits (6/7) )
Title: Know Your Exits (5/7)
Rating: Hard R: violence, sex, huge amounts of bad language, discussion of adult themes, a pretty spectacular body count, casual slaughter of the innocent (including one minor series character), and scenes of a medical nature that might cause queasiness in those with a sensitive disposition.
Word Count: About 30,500 all told. This part 4,750
Disclaimer: Don’t own them. Wish I did. And I have shamelessly pinched some of their dialogue.
( Know Your Exits (5/7) )
Title: Know Your Exits (4/7)
Rating: Hard R: violence, sex, huge amounts of bad language, discussion of adult themes, a pretty spectacular body count, casual slaughter of the innocent (including one minor series character), and scenes of a medical nature that might cause queasiness in those with a sensitive disposition.
Word Count: About 30,500 all told. This part 5,400
Disclaimer: Don’t own them. Wish I did. And I have shamelessly pinched some of their dialogue.
Things get a little dark for Sarah in this part…
( Know Your Exits (4/7) )
Title: Know Your Exits (3/7)
Rating: Hard R: violence, sex, huge amounts of bad language, discussion of adult themes, a pretty spectacular body count, casual slaughter of the innocent (including one minor series character), and scenes of a medical nature that might cause queasiness in those with a sensitive disposition.
Word Count: About 30,500 all told. This part 4,000
Disclaimer: Don’t own them. Wish I did. And I have shamelessly pinched some of their dialogue.
Thanks to all who are taking the time to review. On the advice of a kind reviewer on ff.net who suggested that Sarah might be insulted by the meager reward of $50,000, I’ve upped her asking price a little ;-)
( Know Your Exits (3/7) )
Title: Know Your Exits (2/7)
Rating: Hard R: violence, sex, huge amounts of bad language, discussion of adult themes, a pretty spectacular body count, casual slaughter of the innocent (including one minor series character), and scenes of a medical nature that might cause queasiness in those with a sensitive disposition.
Word Count: About 30,500 all told. This part 5,400
Disclaimer: Don’t own them. Wish I did. And I have shamelessly pinched some of their dialogue.
( Know Your Exits (2/7) )
Title: Know Your Exits
Author: Caroline (
cj2017)
Fandom: Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles
Characters: Mainly Sarah and Derek (and definitely Sarah/Derek) but pretty much a whole-team affair. Yes, I finally gave John and Cameron more than a cameo.
Rating: Hard R: violence, sex, huge amounts of bad language, discussion of adult themes, a pretty spectacular body count, casual slaughter of the innocent (including one minor series character), and scenes of a medical nature that might cause queasiness in those with a sensitive disposition.
Category: Action/adventure, hurt/comfort, bit of sex thrown in for good measure.
Word Count: About 30,500 all told. This part 3,700.
Notes: A sequel to Never a Good Day/Close to Normal, this continues to play away from show-canon although it will probably make a hell of a lot more sense if you have a decent working knowledge of Adam Raised a Cain and Born to Run. I’m still shocked that I seem to have written something that faintly resembles a plot… Speaking of shock, if you never ventured here: Close to Normal then the first three of pages of this one might surprise you…
Thanks, as ever, to
cats_paws who fixes all my fuck-ups, puts up with the crazy and didn’t even raise an eyebrow when I took the writing pad on holiday. A huge thanks to
roxybisquaint for the de-Britishis(z!)ation, awesome feedback, and for not running a bloody mile when I told her it was 30,000 words long.
Due to length, I’ve broken it up into 7 parts. Feedback is cherished.
Disclaimer: Don’t own them. Wish I did. And I have shamelessly pinched some of their dialogue.
( Know Your Exits (1/7) )
Author: Caroline (
cj2017)
Fandom: Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles
Characters: Sarah/Derek.
Rating: NC17
Category: Smut/PWP.
Word Count: Approx 3300
Notes: Sort of a companion/follow on from Never a Good Day… although you could get away with not having read that, seeing as this is pretty much plot-free smut. Figured it was the least I could do for these two, seeing as I’ve been so very horrible to them lately <g> Besides which, I like a challenge…
Thanks, as ever, to
cats_paws for doing the beta-thang! And to
castellan_craft for cheer-leading…
Feedback is cherished (I’m quite nervous!)
Disclaimer: Don’t own them. Wish I did.
It’s been just over a week now since our very own Judgement Day brought forth our very own televisual apocalypse. The little show that defied the odds and fought on for as long as it possibly could finally succumbed to Fox’s still inexplicable whims (fucking Dollhouse, seriously?!). The tears are drying, the dust is settling, the Resistance plans are being drawn up, and the fic is being scribbled… We’re all still very pissed off at Fox, but I thought I’d look on the bright side and remember exactly why this show grabbed me, shook me about, threw me headfirst into a fandom and kept me deep in adoration until its untimely and deplorably handled demise… YMMV, so feel free to add…
( Terminator: the Sarah Connor Chronicles: Reasons to be Grateful… )
Never a Good Day… 6/6
Rating: Hard PG-13: copious amounts of bad language, discussion of adult themes, violence and broken bones.
Word Count: This part 3,000.
Disclaimer: Don’t own them. Wish I did.
( Never a Good Day... 6/6 )
Remember way back at the start, when I mentioned that this fic took a left turn and headed straight out of canon…?
Never a Good Day… 5/6
Rating: Hard PG-13: copious amounts of bad language, discussion of adult themes, violence and broken bones.
Word Count: This part 3,100.
Disclaimer: Don’t own them. Wish I did.
( Never a Good Day... 5/6 )
Never a Good Day… 4/6
Rating: Hard PG-13: copious amounts of bad language, discussion of adult themes, violence and broken bones.
Word Count: This part 3,600.
Disclaimer: Don’t own them. Wish I did.
( Never a Good Day... 4/6 )
Part 3 in which things get worse… before they get better…
Never a Good Day… 3/6
Rating: Hard PG-13: copious amounts of bad language, discussion of adult themes, violence and broken bones.
Word Count: This part 5,000.
Disclaimer: Don’t own them. Wish I did.
( Never a Good Day... 3/6 )
Many thanks to everyone who took the time to comment on part 1. Part 2 as promised…
Never a Good Day… 2/6
Rating: Hard PG-13: copious amounts of bad language, discussion of adult themes, violence and broken bones.
Word Count: This part 3,000.
Disclaimer: Don’t own them. Wish I did.
( Never a Good Day... 2/6 )
Title: Never a Good Day…
Author: Caroline (
cj2017 )
Fandom: Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles
Characters: Mainly Sarah & Derek. John and Cameron get a very brief cameo.
Rating: Hard PG-13: copious amounts of bad language, discussion of adult themes, violence and broken bones.
Category: Bit of action, bit of medical, lots of Sarah & Derek H/C. If you’ve read Under The Influence and Watching Not Sleeping… you probably know what you’re letting yourself in for…
Word Count: About 21,000, all told. This part 3,700.
Notes: This started out as me mucking about with an empty writing pad on a nice sunny day. “I’m bored… oh I know, I’ll throw Sarah and Derek down an embankment…” The bloody thing then took on a life of its own, took a few diversions, got an almost-plot, headed straight out of canon and ended up being quite long. I never meant it that way, it just happened. If I were to place it within the episode order, it comes after Some Must Watch…, and before Ourselves Alone, and liberally abandons absolutely everything thereafter.
Thanks, a million thanks to Cat (
cats_paws), who’s lived with my Sarah Connor craziness for months now, beta-reads without complaint and holds my hand whilst posting. Huge thanks also to
roxybisquaint for wheedling out my Britisms and all my firearm-related snafus.
Due to length, I’ve split it into six parts (and tried to find some nice cliff-hangers!) Feedback is cherished.
Disclaimer: Don’t own them. Wish I did.
( Never a Good Day... (1/6) )
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